john cena

you are sitting in your kitchen, at a table, eating some delicious homemade chimmichangas that you made. you left your TV on in the other room, suddenly, you hear that the WWE championships are on, do you: [[keep eating]] [[go watch]] (after:60s)[ [[do nothing...]] ]

you keep eating your delicious chimmichangas, after all, who even cares about the WWE championships anyway? however, very quickly, you realise that you are not eating chimmichangas at all! in fact, you are eating the award winning WWE wrestler JOHN CENA! he looks at you, angrily, he gets up and is about to belly flop you! do you: [[accept your fate and die|die flop]] [[call the police]]

you head to your living room with your chimmichangas, and watch THE WWE SUPER BOWL championships, its JOHN CENA vs THE UNDERTAKER... //thats when you realise...// your not watching them on tv! they're in your living room! and the undertaker is an ant! do you: [[keep watching them fight]] [[team up with john cena]] [[team up with the ant undertaker]] [[option D]]

he's a profecional WWE wrestler after all, theres nothing you can do, you look up, and see... nothing. you are already dead. [[no|the beginning]]

while he's still in mid air, you grab your phone and dial 911, you hear a womans voice on the other end 'hello, 911, what's your emergancy?' 'Help! some guy has broken into my house and is about to belly flop me!' you shout into the phone 'I'm sorry sir, but unfortunately I can't help you with that.' the woman replies 'what?! why not?!' suddenly, the womans voice seems... different, now it sounds like a mans... 'BECAUSE I //AM// JOHN CENA!' 'NO!' you exclaim, you look up and see that john cena is no longer in mid air, however, you see some blue lights out your living room window, do you: [[go towards the light]] [[run away]]

you run towards the light, and it quickly becomes apparent that the light is coming from a cop car. you open the door and get greeted by a police officer, 'hello' you say 'hello' she responds, her voice sounding like the lady on the phone, 'we've had reports of a man breaking in and... belly floping you?' 'uhh, yes' you respond, 'it was john cena' 'john cena?' she asked, clearly thinking you're crazy, but you're not... right? 'yes.' you respond 'can I come in?' (if: $knife is true)[ since you have a knife, you can: [[stab the police officer]] ] you let her in, an you both go to the kitchen, for some reason... you dont feel safe... 'so this is where it happened?' she asked '...yes' you respond, somethings not right, you grap a knife. as soon as the police officer sees you do this, you realise that the entire time, the police officer was actually john cena! do you: [[call the police]] [[stab him with the kinfe]]

you run to your garden, and try to climb over the fence to your neighbours garden, but as you are at the top, on the other side, you see JOHN CENA! 'YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM ME!' he shouts, as you are on top of the thin fence, you lose balance, fall into the neighbours garden, and into john cena's mouth, and unfortunatly... die. [[no|the beginning]]

(set: $knife to false) (set: $pepsican to false) (set: $kevlar to false)

as soon as you realise this, you grab the knife and you shove it into john cena's chest... 'if you think you can kill me with just that... HAHA! very funny.' you try to grab the knife again so you can get another blow at him, but before you know it, [[you die|die stab cena]]

(if: $knife is false)[you died, however, you now have the knife! (set: $knife to true) [[yay...?|the beginning]] ] (else:)[you died, oh well. [[here we go again|the beginning]]]

this is a game where you will go on a spirtital journey and uncover more about yourself. anything you have when you die will carry over, unlocking new options on certain choises, so you might want to replay some parts after you gain some items. each ending will tell if you have gained a new item. [[begin this spiritual journey|the beginning]]

you pull out your knife and stab the police officer you say, 'oh no! im so sorry police officer! or should i say... //JOHN CENA!//' 'HOW DID YOU KNOW!?' john cena shouts, 'no matter! you're still no match for me!' he grabs you by the head, his fist about the size of it, and crushes your skull in an instant, [[and you...|delusional]]

guessed it! you die- you wake up, you're in a hospital, you see a nurse and shout: 'huh, what happened? where am I?', to which the nurse responds 'you stabbed a police officer, hunny, and then started screaming something about 'john cena', your in a mental hospital' and before you can say another word, the nurse walks away... but your not crazy, right? 'im not crazy' you repeat, 'this has to be some kind of mistake.' im not crazy, theres no way theres no way i can be crazy theres no way... no way... [[decend into madness|the beginning]]

(if: $pepsican is false)[you do nothing... //wait//, this isnt how your supposed to play the game! so, please, [[go back and choose something.|the beginning]] ...your still here. hmm, will you go if [[I give you something?]]] (if: $pepsican is true)[seriously i have nothing else, [[go back|the beginning]](after:30s)[= ok, seriously, this is not a joke. do go back.(after:30s)[ im not even joking anymore, go back.(after:30s)[ go back, or i will kill you. (after:30s)[ Congratulations! you made it through the wait, now, [[for your real reward|die secret]]]]]]

(set: $pepsican to true) you get an empty can of pepsi! [[I will use this wisely.|the beginning]]

(if: $pepsican is true)[you died. And i took away your can of pepsi too. (set: $pepsican to false) [[this is your fault|the beginning]]] (else:)[you died [[screw you|the beginning]]]

you keep wtaching them fight. the ant undertaker smacks john cena in the face! but john cena strikes back! the ant udertaker is on the floor! //but he gets up!// and all of a sudden, the ant undertaker brings out a tommy gun out of nowhere! //RATTATATATATA!// time slows down, or at least, it seems to, and as the bullets are flying towards him, he turns them in the direction of the ant undertaker! do you: [[do nothing|ant undertaker gets shot]] [[jump infront of the bullets]]

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

(if: $kevlar is false)[ you cant just let the ant undertaker die like that! he's your only hope! you get out of your seat and jump infront of the ant undertaker, the bullets hit you at speeds faster than you ever imagined they would, unfortunatly, the bullets are so fast that they pass right through you, not only killing you, but the ant undertaker. [[if only i had some kevlar|the beginning]]] (if: $kevlar is true)[you get out of your seat and jump infront of the ant undertaker, the bullets hit you at speeds faster than you ever imagined they would, however, the kevlar that you had on reflected all the bullets into john cena! all of them hit him right in the chest and fly right out his back he looks at you, with rage in his eyes, and charges right at you! 'YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THIS' he shouts, you brace for impact, but right as he's about to hit you, the ant undertaker jumps in his way! the ant undertaker kicks him, and he flies backwards, 'YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!' he shouts and starts running away, Do you: [[chase after him]] [[let him escape]]]

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you OPTION D (if:visits is 1)[you hear a voice say, 'congratulations, you made it out of the simulation', this voice... its so... familiar... you look up and see that the voice belongs to john cena himself 'where am I?' you ask 'isn't it obvious? your out of the simulation!' john cena responds 'what simulation?' 'it seems like you're not ready to know yet... well, come back when you're ready' and before you can say another thing, [[you return to the simulation|the beginning]]] (else:)['your back?' john cena says. 'I don't think you are ready yet. come back when you are.' [[return to the simulation|the beginning]]]